They Just Sit there on the Shelf Looking Much Smarter Than Me

I don't know how much I really want to say about this. I know I'm a hypocrite, I buy more books than I actually read. And then I feel guilty about it. Then I get mad at the rest of my generation for not reading as much as they should either. Then I see them spending $30 on fucking tshirts and I say, "Ah Ha! That's why I hate them! Because they're consumer extremists!" Counter culture my ass, you fucking hipster backwash! You muts! You eat whatever they put in your bowl. Then I scratch my leg through my skinny jeans and check my myspace. It's a vicious cycle that ends with me watching Gossip Girl. Fuck.